10.2 – Feral Dogs

Our top story today: a roving pack of feral dogs has been terrorizing Night Vale for the past several hours. The dogs have been described as mostly mutts, possibly pit bull mixes. Witnesses say their apparent leader is the three-headed one wearing dozens of decorative service medals and chevrons.

The Sheriff’s Secret Police confirmed that the dog pack has already attacked a group of elementary school children this morning around eight as they were getting on the bus. Injuries were minor, as the children protected themselves ably with their school-issued nerve gas canisters and automatic pistols. The dogs’ motives are not yet known, although authorities believe it could be meth and/or gang-related. More on this story as it develops.

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