4.8 – PTA Meeting

More breaking news on the pteranodons. We humbly offer the following retractions from our previous reports:

Secret Police are now reporting that the offending beasts were not pteranodons after all, but pterodactyls. Also, pteranodons aren’t even dinosaurs, as this station previously stated, just winged reptiles that lived about 70 million years after pterodactyls. Finally, earlier we reported a death toll of zero, when in fact, the number is closer to 38. We regret these errors.

17.8 – Valentine

And now for corrections. We offer the following corrections to previous reports broadcast on Night Vale Community radio.

1. Blue, not green.
2. A low whirring sound was heard only by those to the west of it.
3. The witness’ name was Henry Gregson, and not, as we reported, Crystal Soul-Eater.
4. We were feeling, at best, fine, and not, as we stated on the record, ‘Pretty good, thanks.’
5. No. NO. Do not do what we advised. We were so terribly terribly wrong. If you have done it already, well, our heart goes out to those who miss you. Please forgive us. Please forgive us.

This has been corrections.