And now for corrections. We offer the following corrections to previous reports broadcast on Night Vale Community radio.
- Blue, not green.
- A low whirring sound was heard only by those to the west of it.
- The witness’ name was Henry Gregson, and not, as we reported, Crystal Soul-Eater.
- We were feeling, at best, fine, and not, as we stated on the record, ‘Pretty good, thanks.’
- No. NO. Do not do what we advised. We were so terribly terribly wrong. If you have done it already, well, our heart goes out to those who miss you. Please forgive us. Please forgive us.
This has been corrections.