Look to the north. Keep looking. There’s nothing coming from the south.
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Earth is a hallucination. Podcasts are dreams.
There’s a special place in hell. It’s really hip. Very exclusive.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don’t know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.
A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk.
Lost? Confused? Lacking direction? Need to find a purpose in your life?
It must be 3:23 PM somewhere. Maybe space.
We are living in an immaterial world, a ghost world, and I am an immaterial girl, a ghost.
“Nice bolo tie” is the greatest compliment a person can ever receive.
Eating meat is a difficult moral decision, because it’s stolen, that meat. You should apologize.